Musings of a Silent Teen

a-study-in-gay: gabul0sis: like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:35:38 -0600

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink

who wrote the story of my life

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace: empathzu: ashbensos: my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:48:51 -0600

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

empathzu:

ashbensos:

my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs

wait there are mean eggs

you poor soul

picturesque-scene: they saw the chance they took the chance

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:02:24 -0600

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

highfunctioningsociopiewithabox: kampakida: highfunctioningsociopiewithabox: What if when you got...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:16:14 -0600

highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:

kampakida:

highfunctioningsociopiewithabox:

What if when you got caught behind a slow-moving vehicle on the highway instead of honking at them, you pressed a button that screams “ACCELERATE!” in a dalek’s voice?

i would pay a lot of money to add this feature to my car

Casually bringing this back….

megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:29:31 -0600

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:43:06 -0600

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

peachofcake: Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:56:29 -0600

peachofcake:

Something I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to completely wrap my mind around is that the past wasn’t in black and white or in grainy and bland colors and it wasn’t painted on a canvas and it wasn’t just words printed in a text book. Like, history was real and vivid and just as alive as we are and that’s pretty amazing.

4chanofficial: i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:10:17 -0600

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be...

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:23:42 -0600

littlepaperhugs:

i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.

patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:37:11 -0600

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

jaredhower: i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:51:00 -0600

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:05:09 -0600

foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:17:48 -0600

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

margaretfapper: welcome to the library fuckers smashes a kindle

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:31:34 -0600

margaretfapper:

welcome to the library fuckers

*smashes a kindle*

jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:44:52 -0600

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:58:28 -0600

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 06:11:55 -0600

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying

buttgenie: sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my...

Fri, 24 May 2013 05:25:29 -0600

buttgenie:

sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website

patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because...

Fri, 24 May 2013 04:39:00 -0600

patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me

In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair used to be bright ginger is visited by a man in a bowtie. She does not know who he is and thinks about giving him a piece of her mind till he moves forward and presses his fingertips to her temple. Memories flood her mind. People and planets and places she had saved alongside a long streak of nothing rush back to her. She remembers being the most important woman in creation. Then with a smile on her face Donna Noble closes her eyes and sleeps forevermore. The Doctor simply looks on with tears in his eyes as his best friend leaves this world with the only gift he could give her.

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:52:47 -0600

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

donnanoble-the-sasstronaut:

mrloopysquirrel:

wHy

hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE

you mean the MOST PAINFUL DEATH EVER??